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The size of the: 11.30 MB
Edition: Trafford Publishing
Date of issue: December 11th 2013
ISBN: 1490719628
The author of the book: T.R. Winters
Language: English
Format files: PDF
ISBN 13: 9781490719627

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Do not read this beastly book! Do not read this horrible, untrue book! It's lies-all lies! Nothing you read in this book actually happened! It's been written without my consent, and it's just a vile attack on me and my colleagues! I am the greatest god that ever existed! I'm the CEO of Mount Olympus and the most dignified, elegant deity that ever lived! These stories are just worthless tripe spread by one of my jealous inferiors. And when I track down whoever it is that is profaning my holy name, by crikey mate, they're going to get it! I'm sure you completely understand why you need to destroy this foul piece of fabrication right now! Don't even open the cover! Biff it on the bonfire, chuck it down the dunny! Be quick, mate, I've been worshiped for thousands of years. I've worked hard at my career, and I'm blimmin' well not going to let some cheap lying tabloid take me down! Regards, Zeus CEO of Mount Olympus, Supreme God of the Universe

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Ebook The Ghastly Greek Gods: Classical Mythology You'll Actually Want to Read! read Online! T R Winters is a time travelling muckraker who loves to dish up dirt on dastardly deities. This has made her very unpopular at Mount Olympus and reportedly those revolting rulers would like her dead. She spends a lot of time fleeing fast from Zeus and his nasty habit of zapping people to bits with his thunder bolts. When we asked her why she didn't show some sense and stop harassing the heavenlies, she replied with vim, "Only a good god should get worship, and I'm jolly sick of these vile ghastlies being beastly bad and still trying to boss us around!" When we asked Zeus what he thought of that, he had a lot to say. Unfortunately, it was far too rude to print.


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